Hannah, Australian.
These are things I like, and think and stuff.
Message me, friend.

shutitshelby:

sexualremarks:

sexualremarks:

when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

because it’s fucking hilarious

(via mattywest-side)

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

fstw:

*at the bar* me: hey cutie wanna head back to my place?

her: Nah

me: okay but love is a shout in the void and oblivion is inevitable

her: damn really? K lets go

(via tayyzolanski)

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
4licia:

pixiedeath:

cartoonpolitics:

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America." ~ Violet Rose

best quote/statement ever

best cartoon/post ever
chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

(via lutrogale)